You are a Drop Bear

You are a dreaded drop bear of Australia's outback. Can you survive this hostile environment?

You are a Drop Bear is a cooperative/competitive, GM-less 1-page RPG in which you take the role of a drop bear attempting to survive for 20 nights without either starving or being murdered. In order to play you need some paper and pencils, a few d6s and a d10. the game can theoretically support any number of players, but any more than 3 will likely immediately devolve into chaos.